RUDE VERSION Personalised Birthday Affirmation Cards

Rude & Funny Personalised Birthday Card – £3.99

Not your average birthday card… and definitely not for the easily offended.

These cheeky little cards are designed to make them laugh, roll their eyes, and probably send you a message saying “you’re a nightmare”… which is exactly the point.

Each one is personalised with their name and yours, so it’s not just funny — it’s targeted 👀

✨ Product Details

Price: £3.99 each

Size: 86mm x 54mm (credit card size)

Material: Premium aluminium alloy

Finish: Sleek, durable, and made to last

Back: Clean, branded design

Personalisation:

“To” (their name)

“From” (your name)

😂 Why They’ll Love It

Because it’s not boring.

Because it’s not predictable.

Because it says what everyone’s thinking… just louder.

Perfect for:

best mates

partners

siblings

anyone who can take a joke (and give it back)

💥 A Card They Won’t Throw Away

Small enough to fit in a wallet…

rude enough to be remembered forever.

😏 Warning

May cause:

laughing

fake outrage

immediate revenge card next year